What do you call a museum for policemen? Who was the Urkel of this show before Urkel? And what do the Ship of Theseus and Bob Odenkirk have in common? We wink our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 7 of Famil...

How do tapes work? Who's back (for the first time even though we don't see them)? And what's set way back in the middle of a field? We record the answers to these questions and more as we deconstruct Season 1, Episode 8 of Family Matters

What’s the difference between a stake-out and a sting? How many cops does it take to tango? And what’s our newest restaurannovation? We take these questions and more to go as we watch Season 1, Episode 9 of Family Matters.Alex D...

Are the boys both back AND in town?? Who's America's real dad? And what tires are on Barbie's car? We answer these questions and more as we squeeze into the parking spot for Season 1, Episode 10 of Family Matters. Al...

Who’s getting more time to shine nowadays? What’s the opposite of Looney Tune Land? And are we finally in the good times? We patch together these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 11 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond...

How many things broke right to make this happen? What’s the original kitchen nightmare? And who is going to reap what they’ve sewn for 9 YEARS? We introduce these questions and MUCH MORE as we watch Season 1, Episode 12 of Family Matters

How do you get ants? What's this dog's real name? And if this isn't good now, was there ever a time that it was? We spill the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 13 of Family Matters. Alex Diam...

How secret should a secret recipe be? What’s really going on with the theme song? And how many times can they possibly cream it up? We squeeze out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 14 of Family Matters

Well, well, well, what have we here? What's melting on the stove this week? And do you love me (now that I can drop and give you fifty)? We answer these questions and more as we reunite over Season 1, Episode 15 of Family Matters. ...

Why are we stuck in a 10 minute time loop? When did we get so diligent with our research? And who’s REALLY cooking this week? There’s always room for these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 16 of Family Matters.A...

Who was the character of Urkel based on? Who did Jaleel White's dentist dad curse out? And who told Jaleel that no one was interested in his memoir? Not the three of us, because this week we're answering these questions and more as we flip thro...

What grade does this episode deserve? Did the word "prediction" ever mean anything? Whose name are we writing in a Jokerman font? We frankly turn on each other as we answer these questions and more covering Season 1, Episode 17 of Family Ma...

Is that cat actually a shrimp? What's that little guy doing in the lobster tank at Red Lobster? And why can't you skip lunch? We answer these questions and more as we make our way through each and every course of Season 1, Episode 18 of Fam...

What’s the punishment for drinking whole milk? Are you supposed to eat sand? And how do you get to Wrigley Field? We navigate through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 19 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, Dav...

What movie would you remake? How do you win Heads Up Seven Up? Who did you vote for? (Y'know what, scratch that last one. Too close to home.) We answer these questions and more as we hang our chads on Season 1, Episode 20 of Family Matters<...

Who decides the points for bowling? How did the spirit of the ‘90s pan out? And what lewd wrestling gesture was sweeping the nation? We’ll SPARE you the details as we discuss Season 1, Episode 21 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond,...

What is rock and/or roll? How much do you owe in taxes? And what are we gonna do when this is all over? We answer these questions and more as we enter our FINAL SEASON of Family Matters with Episode 22.  Alex Diamond, Davi...

WE’RE ALMOST THERE, FOLKS! We’ve made it through EIGHT seasons of this bullshit. To celebrate, we talk through the highs and lows, say goodbye(?) to a few characters, and fill out a superlative grid. It’s the Season 2 Recap, ya dummies....

Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Have you ever had a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? We answer these questions and more as we go beyond belief and into Season 2, Ep...

How do you spell zoo-kee-nee? Who should be learning the lesson of the week? What does this restaurant serve, and why am I not allowed to eat it here? We answer these questions and more as we get down with Family Matters Season 2, Epis...

What kind of restaurant is this? Haven’t we seen before? And why can’t it always be like this? We plant the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and Jo...

When did they stop naming characters The Big Ragu? Is it trains again? Is it police? We answer these questions and more as we trip over Season 2, Episode 4 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard t...

Have you ever seen a bread truck? How many names does Eddie have? And how does our main man Reggie feel about Dancing With The Stars? We answer these questions and more as we deconstruct Season 2, Episode 5 of Family Matters. ...

How many new segments is too many? Is this episode laying the blueprint? And what does a cow wear to a wedding? We stampede through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David ...

What's your favorite Halloween costume? What's your favorite Halloween candy? What's your favorite bank heist movie? We figure out how all those questions go together as we hold up Season 2, Episode 7 of Family Matters. (And Season 33,...