Who was the character of Urkel based on? Who did Jaleel White's dentist dad curse out? And who told Jaleel that no one was interested in his memoir? Not the three of us, because this week we're answering these questions and more as we flip thro...

What grade does this episode deserve? Did the word "prediction" ever mean anything? Whose name are we writing in a Jokerman font? We frankly turn on each other as we answer these questions and more covering Season 1, Episode 17 of Family Ma...

Is that cat actually a shrimp? What's that little guy doing in the lobster tank at Red Lobster? And why can't you skip lunch? We answer these questions and more as we make our way through each and every course of Season 1, Episode 18 of Fam...

What’s the punishment for drinking whole milk? Are you supposed to eat sand? And how do you get to Wrigley Field? We navigate through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 19 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, Dav...

What movie would you remake? How do you win Heads Up Seven Up? Who did you vote for? (Y'know what, scratch that last one. Too close to home.) We answer these questions and more as we hang our chads on Season 1, Episode 20 of Family Matters<...

Who decides the points for bowling? How did the spirit of the ‘90s pan out? And what lewd wrestling gesture was sweeping the nation? We’ll SPARE you the details as we discuss Season 1, Episode 21 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond,...

What is rock and/or roll? How much do you owe in taxes? And what are we gonna do when this is all over? We answer these questions and more as we enter our FINAL SEASON of Family Matters with Episode 22.  Alex Diamond, Davi...

WE’RE ALMOST THERE, FOLKS! We’ve made it through EIGHT seasons of this bullshit. To celebrate, we talk through the highs and lows, say goodbye(?) to a few characters, and fill out a superlative grid. It’s the Season 2 Recap, ya dummies....

Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Have you ever had a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? We answer these questions and more as we go beyond belief and into Season 2, Ep...

How do you spell zoo-kee-nee? Who should be learning the lesson of the week? What does this restaurant serve, and why am I not allowed to eat it here? We answer these questions and more as we get down with Family Matters Season 2, Epis...

What kind of restaurant is this? Haven’t we seen before? And why can’t it always be like this? We plant the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and Jo...

When did they stop naming characters The Big Ragu? Is it trains again? Is it police? We answer these questions and more as we trip over Season 2, Episode 4 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard t...

Have you ever seen a bread truck? How many names does Eddie have? And how does our main man Reggie feel about Dancing With The Stars? We answer these questions and more as we deconstruct Season 2, Episode 5 of Family Matters. ...

How many new segments is too many? Is this episode laying the blueprint? And what does a cow wear to a wedding? We stampede through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David ...

What's your favorite Halloween costume? What's your favorite Halloween candy? What's your favorite bank heist movie? We figure out how all those questions go together as we hold up Season 2, Episode 7 of Family Matters. (And Season 33,...

Who’s making the Cop Office merch? Was this in the packet? And who’s pointing their way into the hearts of America? We salsa through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 8 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David...

What's the soundtrack of your underwear? Who's Mother Winslow's bush pilot? And what does Carl mean when he says "forever?" We answer these questions and more as we fix up Season 2, Episode 9 of Family Matters. Alex Diamon...

Is this the big boom we’ve been waiting for? Who is Crystal Jenious? And what does Cillian Murphy have to say about all of this? We dream up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

What's the first rule of kids' fight club? Which Mighty Ducks is the most out-of-this-world (and out of this podcast)? And how many men has Mother Winslow killed? We answer these questions and more as we enter the ring with Season 2, Episode 11...

Is Eddie named after that ranch man? When did Glen Powell get here? And are there ANY rules in pool? We measure these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 12 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McD...

What's that wafting through the air? That's the scent of the podcast's 200th episode! That or... gravy. Reheat yourself with Season 2, Episode 13 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the lo...

Does this count as justice for Judy? Where does Alex fall on the Parental Attention Spectrum? And what does this episode lay the groundwork for? We fish for these answers and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 14 of Family Matters....

When was the last time Carl felt hope? What's the first thing you pack in your suitcase? And did somebody say screwdriver? We kick these questions and more to the curb as we watch Season 2, Episode 15 of Family Matters.Alex Dia...

Are the bigwigs paying attention? How many late ‘80s movies can you rip off in 23 minutes? And who gon’ clean up this poop water? We backstroke through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

How does Urkel show up in this one? Who's the only decent member of the Full House cast? And why is Tom Dooley hanging his head and crying? We get a closer look at the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 1...